Monthly Archives: December 2010
SHARKMAN SPEAKS OUT-WHAT WOULD DAVY CROCKETT DO?
Would the American hero, Davy Crockett, have sacrificed his life defending the Alamo if he knew his government would someday eliminate his own birth-right to hunt and fish this land he so loved? Did this great pioneer and outdoorsman see … Continue reading
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The Sharm Shark Mystery: why are the attacks happening?
They’re HUNGRY!!! You windbag, says Captain Bill Goldschmitt, Sharkman of Cortez. Writer Adrian Bloomfield of the U.K. Telegraph claims Geroge Burgess is the “world’s foremost chronicler of shark attacks,” as this eco-bafoon investigates the five attacks in the Red Sea. … Continue reading
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THE RED SEA TURNS RED: SHARKS UNDERMINE PROTECTIONIST’S PROPAGANDA
The Scientist’s faces are turning red with embarassment as they send “shark experts” to the Red Sea to STILL proclaim, “we don’t really know why shark attacks happen.” Wow, it doesn’t take much to be granted a free plane ride (first … Continue reading
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